George : Tally-ho, pip-pip, and Bernard’s your uncle!
Capt Blackadder : In English we say ‘good morning’. 
George : Look what I got for you sir! It’s the latest issue of King and Country. Oh, damn inspiring stuff! The magazine that tells the Tommies the truth about the war! 
Capt Blackadder : Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service. 
George : Oh come, come sir! You can’t deny that this fine newspaper is good for the morale of the men.
Capt Blackadder : Certainly not. I just think that more could be achieved by giving them some real toilet paper. 
George : Not with you at all, sir. What could any patriotic chap have against this magnificent mag? 
Capt Blackadder : Apart from his bottom? 
George : Yes. 
Capt Blackadder : Well, look at it! The stuff’s about as convincing as Doctor Crippin’s defence lawyer! The British Tommies are all portrayed as six-foot-six with biceps the size of Bournemouth!

George : Tally-ho, pip-pip, and Bernard’s your uncle!


Capt Blackadder : In English we say ‘good morning’.


George : Look what I got for you sir! It’s the latest issue of King and Country. Oh, damn inspiring stuff! The magazine that tells the Tommies the truth about the war!


Capt Blackadder : Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service.


George : Oh come, come sir! You can’t deny that this fine newspaper is good for the morale of the men.


Capt Blackadder : Certainly not. I just think that more could be achieved by giving them some real toilet paper.


George : Not with you at all, sir. What could any patriotic chap have against this magnificent mag?


Capt Blackadder : Apart from his bottom?


George : Yes.


Capt Blackadder : Well, look at it! The stuff’s about as convincing as Doctor Crippin’s defence lawyer! The British Tommies are all portrayed as six-foot-six with biceps the size of Bournemouth!

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